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The Diary of a Drama Queen

It don't make no never mind to me..

Created on 2006-10-06 20:18:39 (#11325581), last updated 2009-11-25

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The Drama Queen


If you know me in real life, please go to my other journal (catherinesurname.livejournal.com - Obviously replace 'surname' with my surname!) and read/add that instead of here - Thankyou!

Catherine. 19. Maths student. Singer. Fangirl. Shy. That's about it.

The Fangirl

Jesus waited THREE days to come back to life. It was perfect! If he had only waited ONE day, a lot of people wouldn't have even heard he died. They'd be all, "Hey Jesus, what up?" and Jesus would probably be like, "What up? I DIED yesterday!" and they'd be all, "Uhh, you look pretty alive to me, dude..." and then Jesus would have to explain how he was resurrected, and how it was a miracle, and the dude'd be like "Uhh okay, whatever you say, bro..." And he's not gonna come back on a SATURDAY. Everybody's busy, doing chores, workin' the loom, trimmin' the beard, NO. He waited the perfect number of days, THREE. Plus it's SUNDAY, so everyone's in church already, and they're all in there like "Oh no, Jesus is DEAD", and then BAM! He bursts in the back door, runnin' up the aisle, everyone's totally psyched, and FYI, that's when he invented the high five. That's why we wait three days to call a woman, because that's how long Jesus wants us to wait... True story


-- Barney Stinson (Neil Patrick Harris), How I Met Your Mother




"What about What's-His-Name?"
"What about him?"
"Why don't you give him a call?"
"What for?"
"Ask him about his house."
"You want me to call What's-His-Name and ask him about his house?"
"Why not?"
"Alright, what's his number?"
"I've no idea I've never met him."
"Neither have I. Who the hell are you talking about?"

-- Withnail & I













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St. Martin's C of E Primary School - Dorking, England - Surrey, United Kingdom (1997 - 2001)
The Ashcombe School - Dorking, England - Surrey, United Kingdom (2001 - 2006)
Reigate Sixth Form College - Reigate, England - Surrey, United Kingdom (2006 - 2008)
University of Sussex - Brighton, England - East Sussex, United Kingdom (2009 - present)
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